That's right! Zero day money
back guarantee. Come on, you already know what you want, otherwise
you wouldn't be here. We give you so much and if you
expect some kind of formal money back guarantee, just go away.
If you like
our service, great! If you don't, then take off! You
can try our service
and leave us a nasty note if you want. You have to realize we have to risk hosting your sorry ass
and your so called web site on our servers
anyway. So why bother with formalities. Get real.
 First exception: If you are a low life that stole a credit card
and signed up with us. Ok, if
the owner of that stolen card proves to us that it was stolen, then sure
we'll return the money. Of course we would. Don't be
stupid!
Second exception: We
do have an optional pre-payment discount plan so naturally, if for some reason you
cancel down the road, we'll certainly give back your unused credit back
for sure.
Fair? By far this is very reasonable we think.
You pay for our
service, use it for a month, and if you don't like it, then cancel.
We end our relationship right there. Don't be an idiot
and expect money back after a few months of service we gave you for that month all
because you didn't get that touchy feely support you needed. That
is lame.
If you are really dumb your
domain will be posted on our hall of shame.
As for domain registrations,
those are never refundable. You know that as that has never been
refundable anywhere.
Our guarantee is to simply to
give you a fantastic service. Don't be an idiot and ask questions
about this.
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